I'm Back, Part II

My last return did not yield very many posts, and I'm going to make up for it this time. Upcoming post topics will include, but not be limited by:

1. Misplaced and poorly allocated money everywhere.
2. A social networking site where men can anonymously sponsor women seeking breast implants.
3. "You're worth it, if you're white."
4. Drama-seeking self-made martyrs.
5. Extraterrestrials?
6. Another social networking site.. this time, for babies.

Stay tuned. Metaphorically, of course. Who actually watches live tv anymore?